.....some clown called me to do this....
100 truths
1. Last beverage: Plain Water at Ms Tia's house
2. Last phone call: Lim Jun Hao Fcuk u man
3.Last text message: Lim Jun Hao u mofo.
4. Last song you listened to: Hot n Cold.
5.Last time you ever cried: I dont cry, i only sob or emo.
6. Dated someone twice: Only one so far. XD
7. Been cheated on: no.
8.Kissed someone and regretted it: I tried kissing my hamster and i got bit on the lips. Stupid.
9. Lost someone special: YES MOFO!
10.Been depressed: Duh? This morning.
11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes, when i was with aunt overseas. Drank and vommited.
List 3 fav colours
12. Black
13. Blue
14. Purple
This year have you:
15. Made a new friend: YES!
16. Fallen out of love: Nope, not this year. I hope.
17. Laughed until you cried: Duh, lots of times.
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes.
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes.
20.Found out someone was talking about you: Fcuk yes stalkers and backstabbers.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Not yet.
22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Most except gaming friends.
23.How many kids do you want to have: As many as i can!
24. Do you have any pets: Hamster.
25. Do you want to change your name: For wad?
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Gaming all day long.
27. What time did you wake up today: 9am.
28.What were you doing at midnight last night: Listening to music and reading books.
29Name something you CANNOT wait for: Ahem i think many people will know, no nid say. XD
30.Last time you saw your Mother: Right in the house quarreling.
31.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My grades without studying.
32.What are you listening to right now: the fan blowing.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Watched tom and jerry yes, other than that no.
34.What's getting on your nerves right now: WHAT THE HELL IS MY DAD DOING IN HERE I WANT TO GO GAMING!
35. Most visited webpage: Pornsites, kidding. Gaming sites.
36. Whats your real name: Derrick Ong Jia Yu.
37. Nicknames: Open, Derr, Dick, Dickling, Dicky.
38. Relationship Status: Single
39. Zodiac sign: Shen She Shou, Archer, Saggi
40. Male or female: Gay, nah, Male.
41. Elementary: East Spring primary, Yumin Primary.
42. High School: Ngee ann Secondary
43. College: How i know?
44. Hair colour: Black
45. Long or short: Short, like mop likethat.
46. Height: 165m.
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
48: What do you like about yourself?: I rather like others. My brains duh.
49. Piercings: No.
50. Tattoos: No.
51. Righty or lefty: righty
52. First surgery: I had two.
53. First piercing: no piercing la tard fucktard look at qn 49 u mofo setter tard.
54. First best friend: Jun Hao Lim, And one more im not revealing.
55. First sport you joined: Balls kicking, soccer la.
56. First vacation: Malaysia, Genting.
58. First pair of trainers: I buy lots of shoes.
59. Eating: Almost anything thats edible lol.
60. Drinking: Soft drinks.
61. I'm about to: Shut down my comp due to my father shouting beside me.
62. Listening to: i already said, the fan blowing...
63. Waiting for: My dad to siam out of room.
64. Want kids: Yes. Can rape small kid. Z lame no la.
65. Get Married: YES.
66. Career: Someone who gives sex talk. Nah i wan a job with high pay, any will do.
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: I want both.
69. Shorter or taller: Tall.
70. Older or Younger: Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Horny
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: arms. To hug ppl. LOL
73. Sensitive or loud: Loud la stupid.
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Troublemaker DUH FUX FUX LIKETHAT ALSO ASK STUPID.
76. Kissed a stranger: Wad? thrown my dick into a stranger? Nope.
77. Drank hard liquor: Yep.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: How do u lose your specs or contacts...
79. Sex on first date: Hmmm, im not that horny.
80. Broken someone's heart: Yep.
82. Been arrested: Arrested by parents yes.
83. Turned someone down: Yes
84. Cried when someone died: Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Dreams can come true, but they depend on you, not just who u are...*music*
87. Miracles: Yes
88. Love at first sight: Yes.
89.Heaven: Hell yes.
90. Santa Claus: Belive in a fatty punchy pouch of fats, i rather believe in peter pan.
91. Kiss on the first date: nah. Not so fast.
92. Angels: Yawns, devils ya.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
95. Did you sing today:Nope i hardly sing.
96. Ever cheated on somebody: maybe?
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: Im happy at where i am now. 98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: That day last year during august.
99.Are you afraid of falling in love: Afraid for wad.
100. Posting this as 100 truths: FUX U NO NEVER NEVER EVER EVER U MOFOING STUPID RETARDS ALL OF U ARE TARDS ALAMAK QUESTION 57 MISSING ITS NOT COMPLETE FCUK U NOT 100 TRUTHS.